Friday, September 23, 2011

DFG President & Todd Abbot Visiting Hong Kong!?!

Company sources are confirming that both DFG President Dan Graves and disgruntled DFG artist Todd Abbot have temporarily set aside their differences and are exploring "The Land of the Rising Sun" together. Details of the visit haven't become yet known; but nothing short of blockbuster news is expected from this duo.
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Monday, September 12, 2011

DFG VP Ties the Knot With Love of Life

By Whois Keepintrack

On Special Assignment in Kelowna, BC

It was all smiles and joy this week in the DFG Comics British Columbia office as DFG Co-Publisher an V.P. tied the knot with the lovely Christine Gagne.  The liturgy was conducted by DFG's very own president and publisher Dan Graves and witnessed by DFG comic book artist and superstar Mark Andrews.  "The terrace of Sparkling Hill Resort was the perfect spot for such a lovely occasion - a lovely couple, a lovely venue *choke*," said Sir Milton Goldfarbstein, KC, QC, PhD, LLB, DFG's chief legal counsel as he choked back tears of joy.  "We are just so happy for Darryl  and Christine," said Chief Augustus Smith, head of DFG security, who headed a full security detail to ensure party-crashers and paparazzi did not intrude on this sacred moment.  "I guess I'm happy," said comic book legend and superstar Todd Abbot, "I mean, if Darryl is happy, then I guess I am happy.  Perhaps he'll drop the assault charges he has against me in all his euphoria."  Mr. Abbot was not present for the occasion but watched the event on his 4" screen from his holding cell in the Carnage City Police Department. 

When Dan Graves was approached for an interview after the event, all he could say, was single word, "Joy."  After they signed the register, and received the nuptial blessing, Mr. and Mrs. Andrews,m being presented by the priest, recessed down the aisle and then glided into their first dance, "Fly me to the Moon."

"It was the most lovely wedding I have ever been at," said DFG colourist, Flora Lovartalot, "we wish them all the best, and thank Dan Graves for his generosity in giving us a quarter of a day off work to enjoy this special day."  DFG offices are expected to be open this Saturday for staff to make up the time they missed to attend the wedding.

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