DFG Suspends Operations

DFG SUSPENDS OPERATIONS TO EVALUATE REORGANIZATION OPTIONS



March 12 2012 – As a result of the suspension of operations approximately 20 full-time and temporary employees have been impacted. DFG president and CEO, Dan Graves could not be reached for comment.
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DFG Names Executive Chairman

DFG President and Chief Executive Officer Dan Graves appointed "maverick visionary" Ms. Sepultra Thunder as Executive Chairman of DFG Comics Division.

Bradford, ONT., March 4, 2012

Graves today announced that its board of directors has agreed upon the appointment of Ms.Thunder.

“We are fortunate to have someone of Sepultra's caliber and experience step up to lead DFG into the future” said Graves. “We are at a critical moment and we need renewed leadership to successfully implement our strategy and take advantage of the market opportunities ahead. Sepultra is a maverick visionary with a proven track record of execution. She is a strong communicator who is customer focused with deep leadership capabilities. Furthermore, she has worked behind the scenes for the past eight months tracking missed opportunities by the DFG brand and has recognized an overall stale production environment. I am very confident that Sepultra has a solid understanding of our business model."


This news release contains forward-looking statements that involve risks, uncertainties and assumptions. If such risks or uncertainties materialize or such assumptions prove incorrect, the results of DFG and its consolidated subsidiaries could differ materially from those expressed or implied by such forward-looking statements and assumptions. All statements other than statements of historical fact are statements that could be deemed forward-looking statements, including but not limited to statements of the plans, strategies and objectives of management for future operations, including execution of growth strategies, transformation initiatives and restructuring plans; any statements concerning expected development, performance or market share relating to products and services; any statements regarding anticipated operational and financial results; any statements of expectation or belief; and any statements of assumptions underlying any of the foregoing. Risks, uncertainties and assumptions include macroeconomic and geopolitical trends and events; the competitive pressures faced by DFG's businesses; the development and transition of new products and services (and the enhancement of existing products and services) to meet customer needs and respond to emerging technological trends; the execution and performance of contracts by DFG and its customers, suppliers and partners; the protection of DFG's intellectual property assets, including intellectual property licensed from third parties; integration and other risks associated with business combination and investment transactions; the hiring and retention of key employees; expectations and assumptions. DFG assumes no obligation, but does intend to update these forward-looking statements.

© 2011 DFG Comics. The information contained herein is subject to change without notice. DFG shall not be liable for technical or editorial errors or omissions contained herein.

DFG President & Todd Abbot Visiting Hong Kong!?!

Company sources are confirming that both DFG President Dan Graves and disgruntled DFG artist Todd Abbot have temporarily set aside their differences and are exploring "The Land of the Rising Sun" together. Details of the visit haven't become yet known; but nothing short of blockbuster news is expected from this duo.
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DFG VP Ties the Knot With Love of Life

By Whois Keepintrack

On Special Assignment in Kelowna, BC

It was all smiles and joy this week in the DFG Comics British Columbia office as DFG Co-Publisher an V.P. tied the knot with the lovely Christine Gagne.  The liturgy was conducted by DFG's very own president and publisher Dan Graves and witnessed by DFG comic book artist and superstar Mark Andrews.  "The terrace of Sparkling Hill Resort was the perfect spot for such a lovely occasion - a lovely couple, a lovely venue *choke*," said Sir Milton Goldfarbstein, KC, QC, PhD, LLB, DFG's chief legal counsel as he choked back tears of joy.  "We are just so happy for Darryl  and Christine," said Chief Augustus Smith, head of DFG security, who headed a full security detail to ensure party-crashers and paparazzi did not intrude on this sacred moment.  "I guess I'm happy," said comic book legend and superstar Todd Abbot, "I mean, if Darryl is happy, then I guess I am happy.  Perhaps he'll drop the assault charges he has against me in all his euphoria."  Mr. Abbot was not present for the occasion but watched the event on his 4" screen from his holding cell in the Carnage City Police Department. 

When Dan Graves was approached for an interview after the event, all he could say, was single word, "Joy."  After they signed the register, and received the nuptial blessing, Mr. and Mrs. Andrews,m being presented by the priest, recessed down the aisle and then glided into their first dance, "Fly me to the Moon."

"It was the most lovely wedding I have ever been at," said DFG colourist, Flora Lovartalot, "we wish them all the best, and thank Dan Graves for his generosity in giving us a quarter of a day off work to enjoy this special day."  DFG offices are expected to be open this Saturday for staff to make up the time they missed to attend the wedding.

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Todd Abbot Celebrates 41st Birthday -- in Loneliness!

Special to DFG ONLINE by Fawney Bologna

Poor Todd Abbot; the guy just doesn't seem to get any respect.  Todd Abbot turned 41 yesterday, but it looks like his chickens are finally coming home to roost as not a single person showed up to his birthday party.  The party was held at DFG Corporate HQ in the lunchroom.  It was planned by DFG social convenor Ima Partianimmal.  Invitations were sent out weeks in advance and a special cupcake (with candle) and party hat were even ordered for Todd, but sadly, there he sat, in the DFG lunchroom, with no one to help him celebrate.  Oscar Foodlecollins, DFG webmaster, passed by the lunchroom but did not go in.  When asked why he missed the party, Foodlecollins said, "I had to take a massive dump."  DFG president Dan Graves was out of the country on business and DFG VP Darryl Andrews, who heads up the DFG West office in Kelowna, BC was in Prince George preparing to open a satellite bullpen.  Ima Partianimmal was asked why she did not attend the party she convened: "I plan parties, I don't go to them.  I hate to mix work and pleasure."  But other DFG insiders said that Todd really has burned most of his bridges at DFG.  Some time ago he was involved in insurance fraud with the supposed death and disappearnce of his then-lover, DFG Colourist Flora Lovaratlot, then he faked his own death, and then there have been the numerous lawsuits he has filed against DFG, and of course, the failed hostile takeover bid. "The sad truth is," our inside source revealed, "that nobody really likes Todd. He's actually just a mean prick."  The DFG executive apparently sent this special birthday greeting to Todd: "Dear Todd.  Happy Birthday."  When contacted for elaboration on this curt message, DFG VP Darryl Andrews said, "We wished him a happy birthday.  I don't see how we can be criticized in any way.  That cupcake and hat took us $2.49 over budget on our hospitality account this year.  In a year that we have faced signficant fiancial hardships, I think Todd should be please at the recognition he has received."  We tried to reach Todd Abbot for comment, but we did not want to disturb him as he was found crying next to the DFG dumpster.