Thursday, February 28, 2008

A Message to Former Staffers & Anonymous Posters


It's amazing how many of you have come out of the woodwork. More amazing when we judge your past failures to complete projects on any sort of suitable timetable. Now, like the Flash, people are posting comments to this site using lightning speed. We encourage you to visit and relive what to many, must have been the best years of your life, but to hide and hurl untruths behind a secret identity - please, let's leave secret identities to our heroes. As a courteous service to you, we will let you know that we have assigned Chief Smith to visit this site's weblog and record visitor IP addresses; that in turn are being turned over to our legal Milton Goldfarbstein. I'm sure your time has been sweet, littering many sites across the web with your string of lies and tales of nonsense. I know since we've already found some layering the bottom of the kitty litter box.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh Darryl, You’re judging my past failures to complete a project? That’s rich. We all know that Dan has been carrying your sorry carcass for decades! You guys are a real Holden and Bates show, and Darryl you’re not Mister Holden!!! Come to think of it you’re like that other guy from Wham. He was there dancing and singing for a bit, but contributed little to the end product. What’s the point????
I'm sure you are just the next angry former DFG staffer

Anonymous said...

Comment moderation has been enabled. All comments must be approved by the blog author?

Well, How Communist can you get??