DFG Comics to Help Form Coalition Government?

By Bob Barnes
Special to DFG ONLINE!

Word has just hit the streets that DFG Comics Co-Publisher and Vice-President Darryl Andrews has been approached by Federal NDP leader Jack Layton to help form a coalition government. Support for the Liberal-NDP-Bloc alliance seems to be crumbling as the Liberal party seeks to install a new leader and seems determined to go it alone. Jack Layton, determined to topple the Harper government, approached the DFG VP late yesterday in a reported back-room deal that will bring an NDP-DFG alliance into the House of Commons to form a government. "People are really fed up with what is happening in Canadian politics, right now," said Mr. Andrews, "Jack called me and said, 'Look, Darryl, DFG Comics is just about as popular as any of the parties in the House at present. I think with the support of DFG fans, we could have a groundswell of support and convince the Governor General that we could topple the Harper government and form a government of our own that would ensure at least 4 years of stability for Canadians during this time of economic crisis.'" When asked how he responded, Mr. Andrews, clearly enthused said, "Hell, ya! I'm in Jack." Todd Abbot is already reported to be seeking a cabinet seat in the prospective government.