By Bob Barnes
Special to DFG Online
Flora Lovartalot is in stable condition after a life-threatening experience. Flora was charged and attcked by a Silverback (gorilla) in the jungles of Mbingo. An eye witness said, "He [the Silverback] was in a bad mood. Flora was on her cellphone in a very serious manner and did not see the beast approach her. Usually gorilla's don't pay attention to anybody, but for some reason he was interesed in Flora. He was about 550 pounds. It happened so fast. All of a sudden he was ontop of Flora, beating his chest."
Reports continue that Flora was knocked to the ground and suffered multiple bite and claw marks. DFG legal counsel, Sir Milton Goldfarbstein, Q.C., K.G. PhD, LLB, was said to be visiting the hospital later today for unknown reasons.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Posts
No comments:
Post a Comment